We're all in the same game, Just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
August 2011
54 posts
I wonder who was the first person to see a egg come out of a chickens butt and think "Ima eat that"
Your laying down in the middle of a gay guy and a hot girl, who do you turn your back too?
If your age is on the clock you are too young for cock.
You gotta hand it to short people because they often can't reach it.
The Orgasm has 4 stages:
Ashmatic ( ahh, ahh, ahh)
Mathematics (more, more, more)
Religious ( oh my god)
Criminal ( If you pull it out I’ll kill you)
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Why do strangers say "I don't bite" Yeah, because the first thing I think about when I meet somebody is "Oh shit, this bitch is gonna bite me"
Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.
While otheres live their dreams, I survive my nightmares.
Something that becomes a habit, is hard to stop.
“Strength is nothing more than how well we hide the pain”
—Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You)
Stop worrying about what might hold you down, and pay attention to why you're standing up.
Your first instinct is always right. So, always go with your first instinct. Even if it's a bad idea... Because bad ideas make good stories.
